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I hate to admit how close to home both of these blurbs hit, but in the spirit of full disclosure...
1. There are 4 (soon to be 5) Wal-Mart's within a 10-15 mile radius of my home.
2. My mom is one of the school clerks that have to hold the 'DONOT' sign. I'm not sure if she was solicited for sugary morning goodies this particular day...but you better believe this will become a long running family joke. Mark my words.