Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Sprung From The Clink With Questions
No I have not been in prison, thankyouverymuch. Your lack of interest in my well being is a bit underwhelming, but whatever. I'll get over it. I have more to write about my super-chaotic morning, but right now all I have to know is this...
Do any of the professional dancers on dancing with the stars even have butt cracks at all? Some of the outfits they wear are little more than well placed, sequined handkerchiefs...that dip very, very low....but their cracks never peek out.
I am starting to think that they must be some superhuman form that works so efficiently that they have no need for a functioning pooper.
If they are not some sort of alien life form that lacks the need for a butt crack, I would like to invite them to my classroom so that they can teach the kids, girls or boys, how to keep their butt crack covered up in ANY circumstance. These people are professionals!