Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Popular. I Know About Popular.
If any of you have a spare copy of 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' lying around, you may need to send it my way. I gotta say, I have been doing a piss poor job at getting along with people as of late. There has been much of jumping down peoples throats, biting heads off, etc. Children don't walk past my house...THEY RUN. Fine, I exaggerate, a little. But you get the general idea.
I can pin down a few of the reasons behind my prickly pear exterior, but nevertheless, I am in need of a real attitude adjustment. (That's not really a request for you to tell me what I should or should not be doing....just me thinking as I type.) I just seem to lack the energy required to maintain a good attitude.
I should probably just commit and get myself some sparkly red shoes. I like red. And sparkles. And flying monkeys to do my bidding would probably make my life exponentially mo-bettah. So that's what I'm looking into.