If any of you have a spare copy of 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' lying around, you may need to send it my way. I gotta say, I have been doing a piss poor job at getting along with people as of late. There has been much of jumping down peoples throats, biting heads off, etc. Children don't walk past my house...THEY RUN. Fine, I exaggerate, a little. But you get the general idea.
I can pin down a few of the reasons behind my prickly pear exterior, but nevertheless, I am in need of a real attitude adjustment. (That's not really a request for you to tell me what I should or should not be doing....just me thinking as I type.) I just seem to lack the energy required to maintain a good attitude.
I should probably just commit and get myself some sparkly red shoes. I like red. And sparkles. And flying monkeys to do my bidding would probably make my life exponentially mo-bettah. So that's what I'm looking into.
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Defy Gravity
it's that time of year. you need a break! spring break is coming soon... are you going anywhere exciting this time?
also, if you haven't already, you should go see wicked. it will make you happy... at least for a day or two. and if you don't know about their lottery... let me know, i'll fill you in!
I get grouchy this time of year like clockwork. I felt it coming on last week when I lit into someone here at work (oh they had it coming) and realized what I was doing.
It's so true. You need a break, and you need a change. You need to come and visit ME!! We can be snarky together!
I think you should throw some fist-shaking into your Wicked Witch image. I also find fist-shaking tremendously satisfying.
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