Every once in a while I have to do things that I absolutely hate just to remind myself the degree to which I hate them.
Hot yoga. One of those things.
One of my younger, thinner, more energetic friends was all jazzed about it. Having done it before, I knew that it sucked. Hard. Regardless, it seemed easier to tell her yes once than to be badgered about it, from here to eternity.
I am not sure how or why yoga people are so serious, but how do you not laugh when someone asks you to basically stick your head up your own butt? I should not be invited to yoga. EVER. So friends, please know that I am who I am. I am not the yoga studio type. I ruin the 'energy.' I can't take myself that seriously. Especially when it is 103 degrees and I am sweating like ...*something very sweaty!
*I had a few options of things to put there, but they seem a little more vulgar than is appropriate in print.
And fire breathing? Don't even get me started on fire breathing.