If it's not one thing, it's another. If it's not that, it's the Chinese
Seriously, are the Chinese known for being an emotionally cruel people? Play with this fortune, add whatever ending you want....there is no way it can be done that doesn't dig that 'you will be single forever' dagger deeper.
Just what I wanted with my Mooshu, a little dose of cruel reality.
The Chinese must have been in communication with my mother and/or therapist, or they just have a painfully hard grasp of irony.