You May Be a Bit Dependent...
You're more than a little preoccupied with being abandoned.
You need a lot of support in your life, at all times.
It's difficult for you to survive on your own...
And you don't reallly think you ever could*.
Plus, Marilyn and I are both totally hot. They forgot to mention that.
*I do take issue with that part. I think I probably could survive on my own....I just don't particularly want to.