I teach high school. (If you didn't already know) Knowing this, I prepare myself daily for the schenanigans and tomfoolery that are bound to come with interacting with upwards of 150 teenagers a day. Even still I find myself saying things that I just plain would NEVER expect to say. For instantce,
Things I never thought I'd say #1-
"Seriously, You have a frog in your pocket? Why in heavens name do you have a frog in your pocket?"
Again...high school students. I teach high school students.
5 comments:
Why are your pants croaking??
You're working with pure genius there!
Where in heaven's name did a kid in the middle of the mojave desert come up with a frickin' frog. Seriously.
I figured it in everyones best interest if I stopped that line of questioning right where it was.
Drugs in the pocket...yes. BUT a frog in the pocket...no. Teenagers. Hmph.
Reminds me of the time when I was working in a high school to watch a duffle bag full of sugar gliders. Not in my job description!!
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