I teach high school. (If you didn't already know) Knowing this, I prepare myself daily for the schenanigans and tomfoolery that are bound to come with interacting with upwards of 150 teenagers a day. Even still I find myself saying things that I just plain would NEVER expect to say. For instantce,
Things I never thought I'd say #1-
"Seriously, You have a frog in your pocket? Why in heavens name do you have a frog in your pocket?"
Again...high school students. I teach high school students.