Wednesday, April 16, 2008
My New Calling
I have decided that a career change is in order. After a $300 phone bill and about 62 emails, I now know exactly what I want to be when I grow up. A Customer Service Representative for AT&T. It may not sound glamorous, but it has a few great perks. A great creative outlet, as you can make stuff up at will. You get to charge people for whatever you like and you get to declare new doctrine, like a voice from on high.
"Texting and data, once charged in the same category, no longer will be. And so it was written, and so it shall be."
I would be drunk with power. It would be great.