Please, don't annoy the crazy person

Nonetheless, whoever it was that had the the brilliant idea to spread state testing out over a THREE WEEK PERIOD should be shot. I am seriously about three seconds from going ape guano crazy on someone.

I'm glad I don't moonlight with the postal service, cause if I did, things could get ugly.

And so it begins....

I have sacrificed my first chapstick to the gods of summer. I carelessly left it lying in the cupholder of my car, and now have a huge mess in there.

It's bitter sweet, really. Happy to have warmer weather. Angry to have lost my favorite chapstick to my own stupidity. Couldn't even have left it standing straight up. Stupid. Stupid.

It's official. Summer-Game On. HooRah!

I Love Real Dirty Things

I'm not sure which I love more, Dirty Jobs or Deadliest Catch. At this point, I think it's a toss up.

But one thing I do know...I love this commercial. That's for sure. I sometimes wish I could break into song. I have a crush on Mike Rowe, the bald guy with the big ol' gun is super hot, and sometimes I wish I had the capability to set people on fire. (I suspect I am missing the point of their ad campaign, but whatever.) I could watch the Discovery Channel all day, if stupid work didn't get in the way.

On that note, Happy Earth Day!

Slippery When Wet

I'm not one to mock, but really?

Who am I kidding? I am totally one to mock. The troubling thing is....I'm not sure if I mock because it's silly, or because I am jealous that I didn't think of it first.

After careful deliberation, I'm pretty sure I mock it because it's silly. Welcome to the Ivory Tower of Judgement. Glad you could make it.

My New Calling

I have decided that a career change is in order. After a $300 phone bill and about 62 emails, I now know exactly what I want to be when I grow up. A Customer Service Representative for AT&T. It may not sound glamorous, but it has a few great perks. A great creative outlet, as you can make stuff up at will. You get to charge people for whatever you like and you get to declare new doctrine, like a voice from on high.

"Texting and data, once charged in the same category, no longer will be. And so it was written, and so it shall be."

I would be drunk with power. It would be great.

Where's the Wisdom in this Word?

I don't really understand the coffee craze. I prefer my caffeine cold, with a slice of lemon. And you better believe that I don't understand this. Coffee beans that have been crapped out from some Asian raccoon, rinsed off, brewed and sold for roughly $150 bucks?! I object to that on a number of levels.

I believe that there is a saying about people who have more money than brains....pretty sure that applies to any, and all, of those bellying up to that coffee bar.

Fate of Some Chicks

Stupid fortune tellers. Whadutheyknow?